"Explicit" Emoticons
a.k.a. "Eroticons"

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass icons"?

Here goes:

Assicons

(_!_)a regular ass
(__!__)a fat ass
(!)a tight ass
(_._)a flat ass
(_^^_)a bubble ass
(_*_)a sore ass
(_!__)a lop-sided ass
{_!_}a swishy ass
(_o_)an ass that's been around
(_O_)and ass that's been around even more
(_x_)kiss my ass
(_X_)leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)a tired ass
(_o^^o_)a wise ass
(_13_)an unlucky ass

Anatomically Correct Emoticons

:-) -:Smilie with an erection
:-) 8 -Female
:-| 8( )-Pregnant Female
:-( :-Impotent (Or let down)
:-) -8Blue balls
;-) o===8Braggart
:-\ 8oAfter a cold shower
;-) ===8Circumcised
8-O --*Just before doubling over with pain
:-) -^-:In need of some corrective surgery
:-) :-...Taking a leak
:-} -oo-:Taking matters into hand
:-{ -__-:After slamming the toilet seat
:-o ^^:After zipping up fly too fast